Frog On A Stick lyrics

He was a nice little guy with big blue eyes all squashed flat on the road side. He was a modern day gun toating, whiskey drinking, cigar smoking frog. We just think they ribbit all day and hop their little lives away but they're modern day gun toating, whiskey drinking, cigar smoking, Frog on a stick. Frog on a stick. Frog on a stick. They just taste so oh ooh yeah huh huh well...erm The first time I ever encountered a frog on a stick I was heading down towards Tennessee to visit my granddad. When I got there he was the biggest motherfuckin' fattest son of a bitch I'd ever seen in my whole life. I said hey granddad how d'you get so fat? He said son it's a simple thing. I've been eating caviar and Cadbury's creme eggs for the last twenty seven years. I said hey Granddad, where d'you get the money? He said I thought up a little business venture. I took frogs, I put them on a sticks. I sent them to the French. I put frogs on sticks. Frogs on sticks. I sent them to the French. I put frogs on sticks. Frogs on sticks.