Heaven In A Wheelbarrow lyrics

Well, if upon that day I die I'm too drunk to walk let alone to drive And I'm kickin' and I'm spittin' like I'm wild and feral Won't you take me to heaven in a wheelbarrow? I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow I'm going to heaven, yes sir I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow So won't you take me there? Well, you can go on your gold steed Or up on an angel's wings with speed Or even in a pyramid like a pharaoh But I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow There's a gal on the wrong side of town Who gets me up when I'm goin' down She keeps me in line, shootin' straight and narrow Now she's taking me to heaven in a wheelbarrow I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow I'm going to heaven, yes sir I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow So won't you take me there? Well, I met woman with a cold heart Tried to take me to hell in a shopping cart Said, woman, you're putting my soul in peril I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow I'm going to heaven, yes sir I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow So won't you take me there? A lot of men don't stand so tall Most of us, you know we gotta fall Some are lookin' life down a shotgun barrel But I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow I'm going to heaven, yes sir I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow So won't you take me there? I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow I'm going to heaven, yes sir I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow So won't you take me there?