Lady Anne lyrics

If I were a man With a silver-tipped cane And spats of doeskin grey If I owned a house At the end of Park Lane With butler and maid in my pay If I wore silk ties and a beaver top hat Everything custom-made Would that be enough Or would I need more To have you Lady Anne If I were a man With a carriage fine Drawn by horses that were the best A golden pocket watch fine That chimed out the time Engraved with the family crest If I were asked to the palace to dine A most respected guest Would that be enough Or would I need more To have you Lady Anne