Call Me Maybe Parody lyrics

I threw a wish in a well Don't ask me I'll never tell I looked to you as it fell But now you're in my way I'd trade my soul for a piss A number two would be bliss I can't take much more of this Hope no one's in my way That stall was open I was really hopin' For a big unloadin' Can't you see I'm defecating? Hey! I just met you And this is shady So where's the plunger? Cuz I'm not waiting It's hard to shit right Feels like gravy So where's the plunger? This shit's amazing Hey! I just met you And this is shady But I'm not waiting My ass is blazing! All of the others stalls They were taken So where's the plunger? This shit's amazing