Teach Me To Cheat lyrics

Teach me to cheat, show me how you do it I want to learn from the very best the one who cheats on me Oh teach me to lie never bat an eye Make me a honky-tonk angel teach me to cheat Do I take the ring off of my finger? Is that the way that all good cheaters do? Do I sit down at the bar or at a table? I just don't know that's why I'm asking you Teach me to cheat, show me how you do it I want to learn from the very best the one who cheats on me Oh teach me to lie never bat an eye Make me a honky-tonk angel teach me to cheat Would you mind if I used your favorite motel? When we sign in do we use Smith or Jones? Would a drink or two make me feel as guilty? And which lie do I tell you when I come home? Teach me to cheat, show me how you do it I want to learn from the very best the one who cheats on me Teach me to lie never bat an eye Make me a honky-tonk angel teach me to cheat Make me a honky-tonk angel teach me to cheat