Jack The Riffer lyrics

There once was a man Who's name is malf Who had A big mirror on the shelf He saw a reflection And got an erection And jumped into bed with himself Yo! Everybody left and right When I bust a rhyme I got my ass I'm like jack the riffer Fart sniffer Beg to differ Oh, like jamaican bread I'm the inspiration for right said fred Cocks Five, six, and eight Everybody gonna go and masturbate Damn yeah! Pump that up! Damn yeah! Pump that up! Down Left Right Y'all Directions going all