Off With His Cardigan! lyrics

If I've told him once I've told him a thousand times But he refuses to listen He's the perpetrator of some hideous crimes He's a hopeless fashion victim I'm less than impressed with the way that he's dressed And I'd suggest he should start again Take a step forward, back to the ironing board And off with his cardigan! I've told him once but I'll tell him once more And maybe now he'll pay attention The things he's done and the clothes that he wore Are too horrible to mention His cupboards are bursting with all of his shirts And he's never worn at least half of them From his Sunday best to his Wednesday worst Off with his cardigan! Every jacket has a silver lining Every t-shirt glitters gold I've told him once but he needs reminding He just won't be told