Vaseline And A Magazine lyrics

I don't go out. No i don't date. I stay at home and masturbate. Cause all i need is vaseline and a magazine. All i need is vaseline and a magazine. I'm not nice. I don't pretend. My right hand is my girlfriend. Cause all i need is vaseline and a magazine. All i need is vaseline and a magazine. All i need is vaseline and a magazine. All i need is vaseline and a magazine.