Let's Get Hagrid Fired lyrics

A new teacher at Hogwarts - It's true, have you heard? Care of Magical Creatures - Go ahead and spread the word Do you know yet who's teaching? - I asked my mum and dad What did they tell you? - "The gamekeeper - are they mad?!" What do you do when you've got a stupid teacher? We've got just the plan Let's get Hagrid fired! Go tell everyone you can … Hagrid … Fired … Did you hear? … Tell everyone … Okay … Did you hear? … Fired … Did you hear about Hagrid? Did you hear about Hagrid? Did you hear about Hagrid? Did you hear about Hagrid? Let's get Hagrid fired That big, clumsy oaf How could they have hired Some one who belongs in the zoo? Let's get Hagrid fired That big, clumsy oaf How could they have hired Some one who belongs in a zoo? I've heard that he's dangerous Obsessed with wild beasts Drinks like a madman … Especially at the Hogwarts feasts He's not intelligent He wears a hairy suit I know my father'd be upset If he knew I learned Blast-Ended Skrewts On the first day of class What do you do when you've got a stupid teacher? We've got just the plan Let's get Hagrid fired! Go tell everyone you can Let's get Hagrid fired That big, clumsy oaf How could they have hired Some one who belongs in a zoo? Let's get Hagrid fired That big, clumsy oaf How could they have hired Some one who belongs in a zoo?