Teenage Gluesniffer lyrics

John Rioux was his hane Screwing up was his game Oh gosh he hates his folks In fact, his whole life is a joke Well he's only seventeen He knows everything His brain's malfunctioning He's a teenage gluesniffer Well he's a teenage gluesniffer Well he's a teenage gluesniffer Oh oh oh yeah Oh oh oh yeah Shane Problem is his name Whacking off is his game Girls all think he's a joke His fanzine is a hoax Well he's only twenty two His diet is quite rude Eat's Denny's and pukes He's a teenage gluesniffer Well he's a teenage gluesniffer Well he's a teenage gluesniffer Oh oh oh yeah Oh oh oh yeah He's an asshole He's a bonehead He's a jerkoff He's a real waste case He's a real waste case He's a teenage gluesniffer Well he's a teenage gluesniffer...