Tales from the Coop lyrics

Picture if you will, doctor von Kluckinstein An evil genius mastermind Devised a scheme to bring him great wealth and glory Formulating franken-foods down in his laboratory He began experiments with vegetables Enormous in size, but not quite edible Moved on to making mutant mega-chickens But they managed to escape That's where the plot thickens Kluckinstein's plans had begun But the Chickens flew the coop Now they're on the run So, the mad doctor sent his minions out on a mission Capture the missing mutants who pose as musicians The Legion of Goons assembled and were given the task Find the carrot and chickens and bring 'em back to the lab While an unsuspecting world is asleep Gatorteeth is unleashed and evil onions creep The robot rabbit gets into gear Killer Klownfish get vicious, striking fear Hear the howl of the fowl in the dead of night When chickens get wicked and ascend into flight They've sharpened their beaks and are ready to bite The victims of chickens are stricken with fright Here's a final warning, so be prepared Proceed with caution if you dare To hear frightful stories of poultry spooks When you listen to tales from the coop Tales from the Tales from the Tales from the Tales from the coop