Television lyrics

Look at me, I'm on the tele-v How could this be, it's me on channel 3 Shiny shoes, and shiny hair My stylist told me what to wear She said to smile and look real thin Oh woah oh woah Is anybody watching me? Or will I disappear? Is anybody holding on me? Am I wasting my time? I want it, you need it Come on baby, let's conceive it If I fail, will you try? Oh, no! Don't turn the channel off Knock, knock, that's me on the other side Put your hand on the screen, that's me you see I'm trapped behind this glass I'm trapped right in a box But that that's me, right on the the tele-v