Toilet Seat Sniffer lyrics

Oh toilet seat the glorious throne I cannot resist your seducing call The dirtier you are the horniest I get To sniff that porcelain bursts me into flame I am a toilet seat sniffer to the bone Oh toilet seat the glorious throne I cannot resist your seducing call If there has been 300 pounds of meat I get so horny I ejaculate prematurely I am a toilet seat sniffer with a big nose