Original lyrics
ENI used to love those sandy beaches,
The coconut smell of suntan lotion
I sailed the sea
Oh so carefree,
I had my fun
Under the sun
'Till teeth and fins invaded,
It was something unanticipated,
They dragged me in
And tore my skin,
With missing limbs
I tried to swim
To sandbars or an island,
A feeding frenzy oh so violent
Those hammerheads
Turned water red,
I was a fool
'Cause they swam in schools
And from blue-green into scarlet,
Fun loving bathers were their target
With Sandpaper skins
And bloody grins,
Horrific size
With lifeless eyes
Cut water with your dorsal,
I bet I was a tasty morsel,
For you to chew
And tear in two
And leave to die
In oceans blue
From the fresh water
To the salt water
