If You Are Not Dead Yet lyrics

If you are not dead yet Let me see thee pirouette Now piss your pants and pick your nose And pull on clownish hose. Come join the circle, holding hands A naked, witty, jolly band A pride of innocent buffoons Wanking at the moon Hullabaloo Playing the fool What's it to you? Cock-a-doodle-doo! Oi! If you are not dead yet Let me see thee pirouette Now bash your head and squeeze your balls, Delight in prattish falls Now come and jest with us, Sir And prove you are a knave, Sir! When tragedy, the rotten runt Kicks you up the… Oi! Hullabaloo Playing the fool What's it to you? Cock-a-doodle-doo! Oi!