Tourist lyrics

One, two, three….One two, three…. Please allow me to introduce myself My name is Spencer but you can call me what you wanna. I live in a house on a street in a town with some people I know and a bunny named Rowboat I got a shirt and some pants and some shoes and a hat and a mouth and a nose cuz I'm cool like that Now I guess you know all there is to know about me….. I'm new in this town would ya' show me around? I'm trying to find a place where the good times get wasted cuz I'm facing a boredom that borders on horrible Can we order some alcohol please? Every now and then I take a look around myself and think God, I'm such a tourist Other times I take a look around myself (at times like right now) and I have to feel lucky for the kindness of strangers like you I only bring it up because you look like you might wanna hand someone somethin' I only brought it up because you look like you might wanna hand somebody somethin' and it shouldn't be me Please, allow me to buy you another one. A Long Island Ice Tea for the pretty lady a whiskey and water for me I'm not very good at playin' the piano But nobody's here and they've got a piano And I'll play a song for you.. I got one about a lonely guy and one that's just a lullaby But all my songs are all about how much I hated the women that I dated before I came to this place I'm new in this town would ya' show me around? I'm tryin' to find a place where the good times get wasted cuz I'm faced with a boredom that borders on horrible Can we order some alcohol please? Every now and then I take a look around myself and think God, I'm such a tourist. Other times I take a look around myself and have to feel lucky for the things I've been handed cuz there've been a lot.. A lot of things I've been handed I've dropped a lot of the things I only bring it up because you look like you might wanna hand somebody somethin' I only bring it up because you look like you might wanna hand somebody somethin' and it shouldn't be me……