Twenty to One lyrics

I didn't go outside today and I smoked twenty cigarettes today and I've been kind of high all day I'm getting closer to doing what I did yesterday except today I have less money My cat has scabs all over his skin He might have fleas He might just be a masochist and he don't know how much of a symbol he has become for me Me and my roomie we like South Park and The Simpsons We eat Chinese We download massive amounts of music illegally And that makes us pirates Har-dee, Har-dee Har. But seriously Wouldn't you want to be a pirate on the high seas? Doin' shit, like lookin' for gold We could rape and kill everyone we se We could pillage a village together! "Twenty To One"