Some Friendly Advice lyrics

(la la la la ...) bake a cake, swim a lake do a jig, slop a pig say a prayer, cut your hair smell a rose, pick your nose take a trip, write a script take a course, eat a horse take a nap, draw a map do your duty, shake your booty something that you wouldn't ordinarily do something just a little bit different for you like forgiving a friend and an enemy too you'll feel better, you'll feel better when your little day is through smoke a cigar, drive a sports car read the good book, try a skyhook call your mother, kiss your father tell em' you love em', clean your oven get up early, do a curly feed the hungry, spend some money feel the breeze, cut the cheese chiken walk, smile at a cop see a show, dig a hole fly a kite, take a hike twiddle your thumbs, scratch your buns make a face, run in place play some pool, go back to school drink a beer, pierce your ear abstain from sex and cigarettes go out to eat, soak your feet make a mud pie, greet a fat guy floss your teeth, keep the peace write yourself a note that says "be of good cheer" (la la la la ...) paint yourself a sign that says "the beginning is near" wash your dog, burn a log visit a widow, fluff your pillow paint a picture, clean your dentures learn to surf, go to church have a picnic, buy a quick-pick join a carpool, drink a yahoo play monopoly, eat some broccoli take a bath, scratch your rash knit a sweater, write a letter roll downhill, make a will flick your bic, call in sick keep a vow, milk a cow start a business, make a wish list beat a drum, suck your thumb go to confession, learn a lesson visit a zoo, pack a mule go to sears, cry some tears give stuff away, act in a play plant a tree, work for free join a club, save your stub visit a jail, read your mail t.p. a house, turn-on your spouse plant potatoes, pick tomatoes sleep in late, lose some weight make up a dance, take a chance walk around nude, play with your food get baptized, go skydive cast a vote, sail a boat hold your breath, shop for less help a neighbor, do a favor pick up litter, eat a corn fritter ... *hey kids, the challenge here is to actually try to do everything on this list, in good conscience, of course. Write and tell us how you've done