Cough lyrics

There's nothing like a good cough To spread this disease I sneak up behind old people I do it with ease Then I cough my guts out Cover them with phlegm Well that Covid-19 it's all over them Over them I cough I like the look on their face I know I'm socially reprehensible I'm a disgrace I'm the local distributor When they realise what I've done I give away free samples Now that's what I call fun I like to cough over old people When they're wheelchair-bound I know it's kind of mean I'm a bit of a hound When I cough over old people It gives me a thrill Because I know that most of them I am going to kill