Masturbating Jimmy lyrics

Masturbating Jimmy with his pot of Vaseline In the toilet cistern with his porno magazines Their pages stuck together from where he does spurt And on his pot of Vaseline pubic hairs inert Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Masturbating Jimmy it suffers his schoolwork ‘Cause when he does his homework He just jerks and jerks and jerks Masturbating Jimmy he's going to lose his mind And if he doesn't lose it then he's going to go blind Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Masturbating Jimmy does it ten times a day And twenty times twenty times on a Sunday Well Masturbating Jimmy this has got to stop Otherwise your knob your knob your knob it will fall off Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Well you've only got a pint and a half And you've almost used the lot