I Caught it from Camilla lyrics

There She Stood In Finos, Hippo With High Heels On They All Said That She Goes For The Slim And Skinny Ones Like Me I Swigged Six Jugs O'stella, And She Didn't Look That Bad She Said, "You're My Kinda Fella", But I Wish She Never Had We Don't Wanna Be There We Don't Wane Be Anywhere Near Unprotected What Infected Me? With Camilla With Camilla What The Eck' Went On? Where's His Underpants Gone? When He Woke With Camilla A Dirty Dame I Dated, A Bint Beyond Belief I Was Intoxicated, And It Cost Me 3 Weeks Grief A Sting So Crucifyin', It Was Not My Cup O'tea I Filled A Fortnight Cryin' Locked In The Lavatory