Original lyrics
ENIf my body was twice the size it was
Then I might look alright but I don't, because
I've got a disproportioned head.
And the people they point and laugh at me
And they tell me it's huge coz honestly
I've got a disproportioned head.
Don't try and be nice and say,
It's really not that big
Cuz I am well aware that you are lying
About my head.
It blocks out the sun like a parasol
And I'm walking around like a Dodger doll
Cuz I've got a disproportioned head.
And I can't make it better with surgery
So I'm stuck with this skull and the world can see,
I've got a disproportioned head.
Don't try and be nice to me
Because you think I'm near
I'm across the street and I can't hear
Don't offer advice to me, of hats
It's all been tried
They don't really make them in my size
I can only fit in convertible cars
And my Mom has a 3-foot cesarean scar,
Cuz of my disproportioned head
And I'd go ahead and end it now
If I could find a noose that would fit
Around my huge, disproportioned head.
I've got a disproportioned head (x3)
