Hello Operator lyrics

Hello operator can you give me number nine? can i see you later? will you give me back my dime? turn the oscillator twist it with a dollar bill mail man bring the paper leave it on my window sill find a canary a bird to bring my message home carry my obituary my coffin doesn't have a phone how you gonna get the money? send papers to an empty home? how you gonna get the money? nobody to answer the phone