Cousin Kevin lyrics

We're on our own, cousin All alone, cousin Let's think of a game to play Now the grownups have all gone away You won't be much fun being blind, deaf, and dumb But I've no one to play with today Do you know how to play hide-and-seek? To find me it would take you a week But tied to that chair you won't go anywhere There's a lot I can do with a freak How would you feel if I turned on the bath Ducked your head under and started to laugh? What would you do if I shut you outside To stand in the rain and catch cold so you die? I'm the school bully The classroom cheat The nastiest play-friend You ever could meet I'll stick pins in your fingers And tread on your feet We're on our own, cousin All alone, cousin Let's think of a game to play Now the grownups have all gone away You won't be much fun being blind, deaf, and dumb But I've no one to play with today Do you know how to play hide-and-seek? To find me it would take you a week But tied to that chair you won't go anywhere There's a lot I can do with a freak Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm Would change your expression to one of alarm Drag you around by a lock of your hair Or give you a push at the top of the stairs I'm the school bully The classroom cheat The nastiest play-friend You ever could meet I'll put glass in your dinner And spikes in your seat