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The students at Hogwarts are sorted into Houses according to Whatever that shifty Sorting Hat says they ought to do I asked Dumbledore if I could be sorted He said, "Sorry, Whompy, but I could get reported to the Ministry of Magic for incorrect procedure - You're not a wizard, you're a tree." So I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome Well, the House of Awesome is a place for anyone without a home Regardless of race, religion, creed, gender, or sexual preference We accept whites, we accept blacks We accept rebel freedom fighters on horseback We accept Asians, we accept Jews We accept everyone and that includes you! I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome The students at Hogwarts are sorted into Houses according to Whatever that shifty Sorting Hat says they ought to do I asked Dumbledore if I could be sorted He said, "Sorry, Whompy, but I could get reported to the Ministry of Magic for incorrect procedure - You're not a wizard, you're a tree." So I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome