I Am a Fine Musician lyrics

I am a fine musician I practice every day People come from miles around Just to hear me play What do you play? I play the drums Drums, drums, rum-a-tum-tum Rat-a-tat-tat, rum-a-tum-tum Drums, drums, rum-a-tum-tum Rum-a-tum-tum, tum-tum He is a fine musician He practices every day People come from miles around Just to hear him play What does he play? He plays the banjo Plink, plink, plinkety-plonk Plinkety-plonk, plinkety-plonk Plink, plink, plinkety-plonk Plinkety-plonk, plonk-plonk He is a fine musician He practices every day People come from miles around Just to hear him play What does he play? He plays piano Tinkly-tinkly, tinkly-doo Tinkly-doo, tinkly-doo Tinkly-tinkly, tinkly-doo Tinkly-doo, doo-doo He is a fine musician He practices every day People come from miles around Just to hear him play What does he play? He plays the cowbell Clank, clank, clank-clank-clank Clank, clank, clank-clank-clank Clank, clank, clank-clank-clank Clank, clank, clank-clank He is a fine musician He practices every day People come from miles around Just to hear him play What does he play? He plays the bagpipes Whee, whee, whee-whee-whee Whee-whee-whee, whee-whee-whee Whee, whee, whee-whee-whee Whee, whee-whee-whee He is a fine musician He practices every day People come from miles around Just to hear him play What does he play? He plays the didgeridoo Didge, didge, didgeridoo Didgeridoo, didgeridoo Didge, didge, didgeridoo Didgeridoo, doo-doo We all are fine musicians We practice every day People come from miles around Just to hear us play What do we play? We play the drums The banjo, piano The cowbell, the bagpipes The didgeridoo Hey!