Half Timer lyrics

A celery You need a A celery If you want to fit in A celery It gets you through to half time A celery Why don't you, erm, smash the system from within (A celery) Get yourself a promotion And then take your children to the zoo for the weekend (A celery) With the extra cash you've got there I got some cash (A celery) Oooh, I had a job once, it was awful A celery Bloodsuckers! New carpets A celery For money in emergencies, bus fares (A celery) Kids and stuff