Hide This Face lyrics

I'm a smash at cocktail parties I keep falling on my face I can't decide which side my heart I'm such a damn disgrace Can't take me anyplace Hide this face Hide your face Hide this face Hide this face I reinvent behaving badly I'm extremely commonplace Although you know I love me madly I disturb the populace Can't take me anyplace Hide this face Hide this face Hide this face Hide this face I'm the subject of controversy It's my delicious carapace But idle gossip never bothered me I'm the very worst of taste Can't take me anyplace