The Border Crossing lyrics

I stand here at your border crossing What a way to meet Face in total disarray Papers incomplete A traveler at your mercy My future rests on you Will you turn me back around Or will you stamp me through Please forgive my awkwardness I know I'm quite a mess If I were a smuggler I'd have much more finesse Yes, if I were a smuggler I'd breeze across this border My clothes a bit conservative My papers all in order So please do check my pockets And by all means check my bag Make sure you search my vehicle And check the license tag And when you feel I've met The strict demands of your employer I hope you find it in your heart To lose your paranoia