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OH OH OH !(squishy sound) Sitting in my house and i know i'm alone, Feeling kind'a horny got a tingle in my bone Going grab a penthouse its the one with Sharron Stone, HEY MASTURBATOR! I go a little faster and its feeling kind'a nice once ain't enough so i have to do it twice you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advice HEY MASTURBATOR! *Woman moans* I use some baby oil or a lil' vaseline laying down a towel so i keep my carpet clean Never shake my hand cuz' you don't know where its been HEY MASTURBATOR! Im do it in my car while im driving down the street One hand on the wheel and the other on my meat I can't get out the car cuz im sticking to the seat HEY MASTURBATOR! *Tom Green,a goat and the woman moan* Since i was a kid i have been a masturbator choke the chicken hold the knob squezzing the tomato I flip to miss November Now im gonna take Raider HEY MASTURBATOR! Buffing the banana Drain the lizard shake and bake'em Pounding on the flounder and its maniaze i'm amakin Spank the frank wax the carrot god my hand its aeching HEY MASTURBATOR! *everyone moans* HEY MASTURBATOR!