Mr McGrottom lyrics

Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom With a bottom for a head And a head for a bottom Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom With a bottom for a head And a head for a bottom Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom With a bottom for a head And a head for a bottom Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom With a bottom for a head And a head for a bottom Instead of two eyes He's just got one It sticks out of the middle Of his round white bum He looks really hot When he wears a blue tie It really complements His large brown eye If he drops a fart Everybody knows Cause it burst right out Where he oughtta have a nose His face squirts poo And his arse spurts spew It makes him really sad And he dunno what to do! Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom With a bottom for a head And a head for a bottom Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom With a bottom for a head And a head for a bottom Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom With a bottom for a head And a head for a bottom Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom With a bottom for a head And a head for a bottom Some people say That he comes from outta space All we know is that He's got an anus for a face Men are from Mars And women are from Venus And Mr. McGrottom's Gotta nose for a penis When he goes out He sometimes cracks a fart So he's always gotta go Out with a hat But it's hard to put it in When you're built all weird And you got pubic hair Where you should have a beard Mr. McGrottom It's no fuckin' joke That I'm a great bloke I'm just a special case With an anus for a face I'd really like a bitch But I guess it's too rough Cause when I try and kiss 'em I end up chewin' muff! We understand God has just dealt you A very cruel hand You may be a dickhead But you're nobody's fool Mr. McGrottom We think you're cool! Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom With a bottom for a head And a head for a bottom Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom With a bottom for a head And a head for a bottom Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom With a bottom for a head And a head for a bottom Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom With a bottom for a head And a head for a bottom