Trumpet Troubles şarkı sözleri

God, it would be so nice if I could play trumpet I just wish I could play this thing I've been borrowing this trumpet for so long I just can't play it (attempts to play trumpet, and fails as his anger increases) It hurts my lips to blow on this thing God, I wish I could play on the trumpet! (another failed attempt) Damn this trumpet! I wish I could play it! Look at the spit valve! It just dribbles out onto the floor! That's so cool! God! (yet another pathetic attempt at playing it, practically crying now...) But I can't play it! I wish I could play this trumpet!!!!