Uncool As Me şarkı sözleri

I'm quite the sped, I never shred Not cool (Not cool) But my bros all call me itch (With the silent b) But that spells bitch (Fits you perfectly) Chaz bono dickbag, word fuck tick, not cool (Not cool) And I smell like regret and tequila (What's that even mean?) I have no idea (You're livin' the dream) Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see In old molly ringwald movies I think you're as uncool as me Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see In old molly ringwald movies I think you're as uncool as me And I dance! They don't think you're all that cool They like you for your step-dad's pool They don't think you're all that cool But your vampire fiction rules I'm such a tit, I say dumb shit Not cool (Not cool) And my friends think that I like men (That's because you do) Don't even listen to them (No one's judging you) John goodman gut, slow kid haircut Not cool (Not cool) Do you like renaissance fairs? (Where'd you get that scarf?) Tis what thy lord doth wear (I'll be in the car) Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see In old molly ringwald movies I think you're as uncool as me Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see In old molly ringwald movies I think you're as uncool as me And I dance! They don't think you're all that cool They like you for your step-dad's pool They don't think you're all that cool But your vampire fiction rules Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling And I dance! They don't think you're all that cool They like you for your step-dad's pool They don't think you're all that cool But your vampire fiction rules Let's go to civil war reenactments Throw some back and yell "too soon!" at them Let's go to civil war reenactments Warning, spoiler alert!