In The Absence Of Christmas şarkı sözleri

Sitting in the living room Staring at the decorations Feels so out of place in this house Sucking on a toffee apple Munching on some pumpkin pie Seems so out of place in his mouth Such incongruous cuisine He eats a tangerine to clean his palate Someone get that man a mince pie Before he starts to cry Ding dong merrily on high What does Santa Claus do for Halloween Oh, whoa oh What does Santa Claus do for Halloween Trick or treaters come 'a knocking At saint Nicolas' door But he ain't got no candy for them (oh no no) Trick or treaters getting angry Throwing eggs at Santa's door But he tells the m they'll be sorry come December 24 This holiday it makes no sense No Gold no Myrrh no Frankincense Baby Jesus would be taking offense Santa's slouching by the fire In his jovial attire He collapses to his knees Won't somebody help him please? What does Santa Claus do for Halloween Oh, woah oh What does Santa Claus do for Halloween And he lights a Jack-o-lantern And he throws it in the road And the kids all start a screaming As the lantern does explode But the parents of those kiddies Hold old Santa to the ground Now saint Nick is quite surrounded And Halloween is safe and sound What does Santa Claus do for Halloween Oh, whoa oh What does Santa Claus do for Halloween What does Santa Claus do for Halloween Oh, whoa oh What does Santa Claus do for Halloween