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My Uncle Charlie Is a Cynical Man And His Wifes a Touch Skeptical, Too. They've Got One of Those Stickers In the Back of Their Van; It Says: We've Seen the Prices At the Zoo. Well Today I Knocked Upon Their Door And Said That I Was Passing, And Charlie Launched a Scathing Attack. When I Asked Him What I'd Done, He Said "You Stupid Bastard! We Live in a Cul-de-sac!" Went to Darlene's Party; It Was Fancy Dress. I Just Stuck An Apple in My Face. I Saw a Chap Who Obviously Was Out to Impress, Reckoned He'd Beat Gagarin Into Space. He Said "Hi There {? Souls! ?} Like I'm Sorry I'm Late! But I Was Getting Done Up As a Mobile Thrash Acetate!" Me, I Got Bored So I Went Home, Got Into Bed, And Came to the Conclusion... There Is Nothing Better in Life Than Writing On the Sole of Your Slipper With a Birol There Is Nothing Better in Life Than Writing On the Sole of Your Slipper With a Birol There Is Nothing Better in Life Than Writing On the Sole of Your Slipper With a Birol There Is Nothing Better in Life Than Writing On the Sole of Your Slipper With a Birol On a Saturday Night Instead of Going to a Pub.