Apartment Song lyrics

Illuminate the obvious It's standing right here in Front of us What our apartment does When we're not around Does not concern us Simulate the obvious And it's standing, standing Right here in front of us Just what our apartment does When we're not around Does not concern us She's the horrible esthete And she hates her ugly feet At a place where her friends All meet She takes her shoes off and Invites everyone to see Eliminate the obvious And it's right here, right here In front of us Just what our apartment does When we're not around Does not concern us She's the horrible esthete At the place where her friends all meet While her clock reinforces its conceit And her mirror checks out Other things The walls stand a little more At ease And her books they chat so Expertly And her cups and saucers get Some sleep And things get all together neat And at the clicking of the key Returns the horrible esthete