Original lyrics
EN[Alaska Thunderfuck]
Quiet, please!
Okay
And now, in question and answer
For the miss international everything pageant
Contestant number 69
If you were crowned
What would you do with your title and why?
[Trinity the Tuck]
Um, pageant queens have an astigmatism
Such as, um
But I personally believe
Some Americas do not have iPhones such as to
Talk and text and to conversationalize
Such as, and
It just breaks my little heart
To know there are hundreds in tens of childrens
In the US Americas in such as
(Boo)
That do not have the privilegements
Such as, um
It's their God-given right
I, um, I would give every US Americas
And Iraq’s in those Asian countries too
A good phone for the childrens
Such as, oh
And, world peace
