I've Already Got Your Money lyrics

This show could get quite offensive This show could get kinda rude You'll think to yourself, I could be anywhere else At the movies or eating a food Audiences get quite defensive When the jokes become kinda crude You'll turn to your friends You'll say, when does this end? I hate it, who is she? And Boo But capitalism is just tapping to the rhythm Of the sound of your pocket full of change I've already got your money I've already got your money Even all the bees know the price of honey And I'm just the comb And if you don't like it, you can go home These days, everyone's so sensitive I'm never sure just what to say No jokes about blacks in my one-woman act About the Mormon, the Jewish, or gay I can make a gay joke, I have a gay friend How many fucks am I meant to give When you're already here anyway I'll say what I want to these motherfuckers in the front But what's it matter He's already paid And capitalism is just tapping to the rhythm Of the sound of your pocket full of change I've already got your money What if it was, like, really Blink-182? Already got your money My job here's to be funny And occasionally say Oh, honey I might only say that once tonight And if that's not enough for you I've already got your money Sing it, Trixie Mattel has Already got our money I've already got RuPaul's money If you don't like it, you can go home