I Got a Cheese lyrics

My Christmas stocking's full of jellybeans, Candy canes and a tambourine, I got a magic kit, a top hat and a wand. I got a baseball and a catcher's mitt, An atomic watch that'll never quit. Hey, man, what did you get? (I got a cheese log.) I got a Lego set with a million blocks, A fuzzy robot dog that barks, I got an automatic fly catching frog. I got a model plane with remote control, A kit for making donut holes. Hey, man, how did it go? (I got a cheese log.) (I didn't ask for everything and I've been good all year, Washed the dishes and I even fed the dog. Everybody I know got exactly what they wanted, But I got a stinky cheese log.) I got a microscope and a dozen slides, A skateboard that's a blast to ride A train set with mountains and a town. I got a DVD and a VHS, Some BVD's and a BMX. (I don't even know what that is But I got a cheese log.) Share your toys with all your friends The happiness of Christmas Eve Remember when it comes to cheese logs (It's better to give than to receive.)