Pet Peeves کے بول

Sup, fellas? Dude Perfect Yas, yas, ha-ha, ha-ha Why are you talking like that? Recording a lit video, bro A song about pet peeves, brah That's interesting My number one pet peeve is people overusing bro and brah I hear you, bro But pet peeves are makin' my life a grind, brah You're actually grindin' on my nerves Like, right now Man, listen I'ma break it down with precision The mission is to expose pet peeve conditions I'll list 'em, like couples who oversay bae Or people goin' around sayin': That's cray-cray Man, I gotta be honest, I was really hopin' You could stop eatin' with your mouth wide open And try Scopin', please back up off me Breath smellin' like burnt dog poop and coffee And stop these baby-naming catastrophes Like Ransom: Melanomia and Abcde And I am sick of passin' these dogs that bark a lot Why are you leavin' grocery carts in the parkin' lot? And whether it's dark or not Why, oh why, oh why, oh why, are you takin' two parkin' spots? 'Cause you're driving me nuts Like missin' one foot puts I think I'm hatin' your guts It's simply too much Pet peeves are on my mind Makin' my life a grind Pet peeves are on my mind Makin' my life, my life, my life, oh Pet peeves are on my mind Makin' my life a grind Pet peeves are on my mind A grind, a grind, a grind, a grind, oh It happens every day Why must it be this way? Another couple throwin' down excessive PDA And what am I supposed to do? It always lights my fuse When I squeeze mustard, but all I get is mustard juice You know what really grinds my gears? Is when someone's watching a movie And the other guy's like not paying attention And then he asks like a million questions Dude, you do that Wait, what? No, I don't Yes, you do Bro Dude Perfect Listen up, it will be worth it I can't stand it when pet peeves surface Like openin' a cereal bag and it explodes Or no toilet paper over by the commode Or someone breakin' the code of eatin' food off my plate They didn't order no fries, but all of mine they ate I can't stand human zombies in a trance with their phone I can't stand human beings wearin' too much cologne I can't stand close talkers, people all in my face Or people talkin' in a movie, this is such a disgrace Or people actin' like clowns, loud, talkin' their phones I wanna get up in their face and say: I do not condone I hate sign-stealin' cheaters One-up storytellers Constant interrupters BO body smellers 'Cause you're drivin' me nuts Like missin' one foot puts I think I'm hatin' your guts It's simply too much Pet peeves are on my mind Makin' my life a grind Pet peeves are on my mind Makin' my life, my life, my life, oh Pet peeves are on my mind Makin' my life a grind Pet peeves are on my mind A grind, a grind, a grind, a grind, oh It happens every day I can't believe when I see Someone refuse to cover their mouth when they have to sneeze And what am I supposed to do? How am I supposed to breathe? When someone says: Supposably instead of supposedly Oh, and another one of my pet peeves is when you go to a restaurant And the waiter like insists on not writing the order down Like he's from harvard and trying to showboat And then he gets the whole thing wrong Yeah, totally Pet peeves are on my mind Makin' my life a grind Pet peeves are on my mind Makin' my life, my life, my life, oh Pet peeves are on my mind Makin' my life a grind Pet peeves are on my mind A grind, a grind, a grind, a grind, oh Just thought of my biggest pet peeve People that think they can sing, but they can't Oh, dude How bad is that? So true, oh And they're oblivious They don't know how bad they are They have no idea It's like plan B, I can't do this I guess I'll be a singer on YouTube