Original lyrics
ENIf she's not back by tomorrow
Don't bother calling the cops
Just throw her stuff out the window
Or put them all in a box
'cause things that were inside your life
Will just remind her of bad times
Nothing you say or do will work
She's opened up her eyes
But if you want to get even
Start saving money today
And maybe by the next ice age
You'll have about what it takes
You might indeed be better off
Without her scenes, without her warmth
Everyone knows it's an easy thing
To find a true, pure love
Tiny ballad in her mind
If loving was hoping for people to change
Then it would be your domain
I'm glad it isn't that way
And if you want to say goodbye
Or kiss her lips just one last time
You'll just have to hope she's in your dreams
When you close your eyes
Tiny ballad in her mind
