Original lyrics
EN*speaks* It was the strangest thing...
*sings* Past the mountains, in the fields,
Where the cowboys practice..
Out beneath the desert sky,
Stood a dozen cactus!
*speaks* Cactuses? Cacti? Khaki?
*pea* Continue...
*sings* Eleven cactus, those were you...
gathered 'round the other.
They bowed, you see...
To the one, that was me!
Their dearest little brother!
Their dearest little brother!
*speaks* Crazy, huh?
