You Should Be on Fat lyrics

My balls they itch, and i'm too fat to scratch Aw man, ain't life a bitch, with a fat moustache Tickles my scrotum, but it won't make me cum No, it won't make me spray, but it won't go away I can't change my underwear, dunno what i'd find down there Maybe dickcheese, maybe poo, and if it's cheese, it's blue I would like to feel my dong, but my arms are not that long And my foreskin is too snug for that wiener-finger hug You should be on fat You should be on fat They keep telling me You should be on fat My balls they itch, and i'm too fat to scratch Could be the crabs that hatch down in my pubic thatch No, i know it's no creep, cause it would have to sleep And it's jock around the clock and it's spreading to my.... I don't wanna see the doc cause it's too embarassing I would have to spill the beans and tell him everything On a search for navel lint under all thatfat I'd lift, i'd clench, i'd squint, and pulled out a wooly hat I should be on fat