Mighty Monkey lyrics

Smell the mighty monkey Trainer is a junky And the tightrope walker Has one foot in the grave Invited to inspect what is a trainwreck You don't even have to check It's evident So evident Dancing bear is full of worms See the puny pachyderms Lion tamer wrestles with Ghosts from his past Invited to inspect What is a trainwreck You don't even have to check It's evident So evident Clowns have herpes And hepatitis c The chick who runs the pony ride We call her catherine the gross Invited to inspect what is a trainwreck You don't even have to check It's evident So evident Alcoholic acrobats Emcee smokes crack Last week the human cannonball Blew his brains out