Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before lyrics

Stop me, oh o-ho, stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before Stop me, oh o-ho, stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before Nothing's changed I still love you, oh, I still love you Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love I was delayed, I was way-laid An emergency stop I smelt the last ten seconds of life I crashed down on the crossbar And the pain was enough to make a shy, bald, buddhist reflect And plan a mass murder Who said I'd lied to her? Oh, who said I'd lied? because I never... I never! Who said I'd lied? because I never... I was detained, I was restrained And broke my spleen, and broke my knee and then he really laced into me Friday night in out-patients Who said I'd lied to her? Oh, who said I'd lied? because I never... I never! Who said I'd lied? because I never... And so I drank one It became four And when I fell on the floor I drank more... Stop me, oh o-ho, stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before Stop me, oh o-ho, stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before Nothing's changed I still love you, oh, I still love you Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love