D.B. Blues lyrics

This isn't the stuff we normally do for you guys that are buying this This is what happens when you consume massive amounts of drugs and alcohol My mother was a douche bag My sister was a douche bag I guess that makes me one too I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed I got the douche bag blues I got the douche bag blues Lord I don't know what to do I sold dynamite to the Arabs Bullets to the Jews Whiskey to the Indians And I'll get you too I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed I got the douche bag blues Oh I got the douche bag blues Lord I just don't know what to do All right, play it one time baby Aah yeah, yeah, yeah aah-aah Oh vinegar and water The drink that I choose I gotta tell ya brother Tastes like pussy juice I got the douche bag blues, yes sir I got the douche bag blues, oh, yeah I got the douche bag blues I got the douche bag blues Lord I just don't know what to do I got the douche bag blues, yes sir I got the douche bag blues, oh, yeah I got the douche bag blues I got the douche bag blues Tell me, how awful was that? Time flies when you're in a coma, you know that?