Floyd The Barber lyrics

Bell on the door ring,come on in Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down in the chair don't be afraid Steaming towel wrapped around my face I'm ashamed I'm ashamed I'm ashamed Barney ties me to the chair I can't see i'm really scared Floyd breathes hard i hear a zip Pp pressed against my lips I was shamed I was shamed I was shamed I sense others in the room Opie aunt bea i presume They take turns and cut me up I die smothered in andy's clutch I was shamed I was shamed