Nashville Bum lyrics

I've been chasin' the big wheels all over Nashville waitin' on my big break to come livin' on ketchup soup homemade crackers and kool-aid I'll be a star tomorrow but today I'm a Nashville bum I look good in cowboy clothes and I sing thru my nose old Webb says thats the way to get'er done I smoke that old PA like the Opery stars they say I'll be a star tomorrow but today I'm a Nashville bum don't bum me out well a friend of a friend of mine is a friend of Ort Divine's he finally got me on the Opery show I bowed just like a star tripped and busted my guitar I'll be a star tomorrow but today well I'm a Nashville bum well here's a song that I wrote by myself note for note with a lot of help it might make number one you can change a word or two I'll give half to you I'll be a star tomorrow but today I'm a Nashville bum I'll be a star tomorrow but today well I'm a Nashville bum