Kermit The Frog On Weed
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Kermit The Frog On Weed lyrics

GenrePoprock
Duration2:50
Original languageEnglish
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Hello, Kermit The Frog here And welcome to Sensamere Street I'd like to tell you what today's letter is But I am really f**ked up! Hey, hey Big Bird Do you know what today's letter is? Sure Kermit! Today's letter is... Joint Urrr.... Big Bird, joint is not a letter It is a word Sorry kids! Todays letter is three! Umm.... Big Bird, three is a number Exactly! the number three Which is how many joints I've smoked today Kermit.... are ya with me? mmm... God Im stoned!.... Me too! [Starts laughing] [Elmo] Guys guys! Show go on, Come on! Uh, thank you Elmo, um How about we say our ABC's Big Bird? O...K A... B... C... D... E... F.... uh G Q...K...C...R...C...F I forgot what we were doing Kramit! Did you just call umm me Kramit? Yes I did Mmm Kramit The Frog here [Starts giggling] Ok, ok thats all the time we have for today Goodbye kids, todays show was brought to you by The uhh... letter... Bong And the number... God you're messed up F**k you, the number f**k you Bye bye Bye bye kids

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