The Vagina Song lyrics

Some of them are hairy Some of them are bald Some are kind of scary And this is what they're called Vagina (vagina) Vagina (vagina) They call that thing vagina Some belong to virgins They're really tight and strong But big or small, I love em all That's why I sing my song Vagina (vagina) Vagina (vagina) They call that thing vagina Vagina Some of them are smelly Like clams and fish and such Some smell like a summer's eve 'Cos they've been dooshed too much Vagina (vagina) Vagina (vagina) They call that thing vagina Vagina (vagina) Vagina (vagina) They call that thing vagina Nothing could be finer Than to be in a vagina In the morning.